A lot has been said about how to prevent rape.
Women should learn self-defense. Women should lock themselves in their houses after dark. Women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short skirts. Women shouldn't leave drinks unattended. Fuck, they shouldn't dare to get drunk at all.


instead of that bullshit, how about:

if a woman is drunk, don't rape her.
if a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her.
if a women is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her.
if a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her.
if a woman is jogging in a park at 5 am, don't rape her.
if a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her.
if a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her.
if a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her.
if a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her.
if a woman is in a coma, don't rape her.
if a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her.
if a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her.

if a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her.
if your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her.
if your step-daughter is watching tv, don't rape her.
if you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her.
if your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend.

if your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police.
if your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist.

tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone.

don't tell your women friends how to be safe and avoid rape.
don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.
don't imply that it's in any way her fault.
don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl.
don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions. You can, too, help yourself.



If you agree, repost it. It's that important.

Goodness me, the nerves of Malaysian driver... What the fuck is so HARD about STOPPING your ugly broken-down car so the pedestrians can cross over the tiny one-lane road? Don't you know what 'common courtesy' is? Or do I have to punch BOTH your car and your fucking brain? And who the fuck stops their car 3 metres infront of the zebra cross? I sometimes feel that walking around in malaysia is like having a deathwish. They act like the pedestrian traffic light, Zebra cross, or even the road signs don't exist at all.

*heaves*

Krystel: "Come back to jakarta!"
Maria: "You can pay for my plane ticket, mofo"
Krystel: "8D "
Maria: ""

>.> More handwriting crack coming tonight...

( And now for some FMA fanart... )

Dear god, I seriously can't believe I'm doing THIS of all things...

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Riza/Hughes
rated
R
and include the following things:
skirt, automail, milk

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

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Title: "Judge"
Author: jinxia
Word Count: 907 words
Rating: R, borderline NC-17
Pairings: Riza/Hughes, slight Roy/Riza
Warnings: Crack!fic, PWP. You've been warned.


This fic contains Riza/Hughes and Royai, though I focus more on the first. Otherwise, on to the fic! And pardon me if this turns NC-17. I CANNOT HELP MYSELF kthxbai! XD


( On to the frying pan! )


(x-posted to fma_het fm_alchemist)

I'm bored... and I mean REALLY bored. Drawing doesn't cut it for me tonight, nor does angsting. And the Blonde Rikku Gippal bunnies are playing hide and seek >_<

SO

I've decided to take on this stupid quiz machine thingymajigy and come up with...

I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Riza/Hughes
rated
R
and include the following things:
skirt, automail, milk

Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Fullmetal Alchemist Pairing Machine decide for you

Har har har. Let's see what I can cook up for this pairing tonight. XD And the milk... Oooh, can that be a metaphor? XD I can see a really bad one coming up...

Holy Jesus Mother of God...

dragoness_aelia

It's still THERE <_<

Alphonse Elric


Full Metal Alchemist Character Quiz
brought to you by Quizilla

A short fic focusing on Alphonse, Edward, Winry and memories of cats. Inspired by Spitz's Neko ni Naritai and GD-mechano's Nightflyer.

Title: I Want to be a Cat (Neko ni Naritai)
Author: jinxia
Rating: G
Genre: General, Songfic
Pairing: None
Word Count: 1,329 words
Summary: "Niisan, I can't sleep." "But you can't sleep in that state!" Sometimes it's okay to be children again.


( I want to stay here until the lonely nights end )

Uhh, yeah I was bored and was feelin a bit high. Blame the crack for this pic, but do show poor Havoc some luv'. He'll need it XD

Title: Random crack 101 - Havoc
Artist: jinxia
Medium: G-Pen, Copic, Photoshop CS2
Rating: T/PG-13
Warning: Topless!Havoc. Worksafe cause it's for gag 8D I don't have a marker in the same colour as his hair, so please pardon the wrongness of it all! And pardon the Roy allusion as well ;)

( Continue on to pic )

Poor poor Alphonse... he doesn't get enough coverage in the 2006 Calendar. I could've sworn he looks like a pile of metal rubble under the stairs on which Ed is sitting O_O;; Hence I've decided to create a page for him. Clicky Clicky for the picture! (Oh, and I have 3 icons up too)

Title: Now and Then, Here and There
Starring: Alphonse Elric/Alfons Heiderich
Rating: PG for toplessness XD

Icons: 3 FMA (Armor!Al, Den, Scar)

( Bzzt bzzzt BZZT! )

I seem to have rendered people's brains into little sparks of white with my PWP. Score! XD

Finally I got a (somewhat) decent sleep. If you call 2 hours decent that is... I feel less bleary and the dizzyness is mostly gone. But i still shivered like mad this morning. I blamed it on the stupid orange juice. Morning stomach + hot food + cold juice = BAD. I should've drunk tea instead but that would make me thirsty even faster. I don't mind not eating but not drinking is pushing it... Fasting is a spiritual tradition more than anything else and seeing as I'm agnostic (bordering atheist) it does not really apply to me. Though I am used to it I still see no personal gain from it. Damned tradition and my stupid modesty.

Hmm, I just sound like a greedy bitch, huh? ^_^

Anyway I'm going back to Indonesia tonight, so I won't have internet connection for a week. Too bad, since if not I can always do crack and more crack online XD *is brimming with crazy bunnies right now* So there will be a blinding halt in terms of creations in the next week. To those who have read and review On the count of three (unofficial name) , muchas gracias! That was one of my , ahem, masterpiece in writing. I'm not much into literature myself so my pieces tend to be gag-ish and jumbled. I'm an artist though, and will forever be one. So expect some more submission when I get back from Indonesia. I have this absolutely sexy idea for Royai XD (or any pairing, really) but it won't work if the girl isn't Riza. Lets just say... topless male and silky metal? Oh my...

Now that I've left you all hanging, I must bid you adieu.

Till next week!

Ugh, yeah, nice title allusion to my crack XD

Feeling slightly less giddy now, though I still feel rather dizzy. My gaze seems to spin around in different directions. The adrenaline shot has receded too and so has my 'enlightened' day. I don't know how I managed to post long ass profound replies in forum threads, or managed a full-blown conversation with Beliel of all people. I haven't slept for... almost 36 hours now. And even before that I only slept for about 4 hours. I think I might just call my state of mind as "Euphoric Degradation" XD It certainly feels all funny and fuzzy, but clear at the same time. In fact, under normal circumstance I probably would've stopped writing that crack in the middle due to my short attention span.

Anyway I'll try and sleep now. Lets see if I succeed or not (if not, you'd probably encounter another crack)

Oh dear, I think I was on crack... Yes, definitely on crack... Sense? What sense? Plot? What plot? Meaning? What meaning? English? What english?

Title: [insert some title here]
Pairing: Roy x Riza
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Don't ask, don't tell.



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( On the count of three )

Say hello to the newest member of my Original Characters, Michelle Lore ^_^

Michelle Lore
Age: 15
Native: Geopolis
Height: 5'2"

This was a spur of the moment thing. Started as a random sketch and ended up looking fine enough to colour. I just love Open Canvas... the watercolour effect is great! Suits my 'messy' style best ^_^ Somewhat inspired by Spitz's song "Sora mo Toberu Hazu' (I can fly even to the sky)

This is crazy, I've only gotten about 3 hours of sleep for the last... 24 hours or so. I'm so sleepy but until my brothergets home (which is in about 2 hours) I can't plop down to that darn bed. Sweet lord, I'd trade anything to magically transfer the house key to my bro so he can let himself in!

Hmm, anyway more plotbunnies (and sketch bunnies) have visited me again. With a crack plot for my friends over at Nan Yue Inc. (that's a group in a text-based RPG) and this overwhelming desire to colour the Royai pic I have... after fixing Roy's expression of course.

Maybe that should've been my mood, but what the hell. I just finished a 3 hours marathon on crack_alchemist's Games without Frontiers series. Aahh, it's damned good! Worth the hours I've stolen from my sleep roster. The style, story, everything's perfect (-ly cracked, that is). Needless to say I'm a happy camper now from a Royai overdose.

Now now I have to wake up my sleeping dad and force him to cook for sahur. For those who don't know, it's a term for 'eating before fasting'. And for those who are completely lost, 'fasting' is an Islamic tradition in which one ceases to eat, drink, or fall in to desires (all kind of desires, except working) from dawn to dusk. So yes, technically I'm not even supposed to read fanfic and entertain my fantasies, but rules are made to be broken, right?

I shall really scamper no before i have to down my food in 10 minutes again... *scurries off*